Archived entries for Random Musings

Why the Detroit Lions suck,
according to a 6-year-old

After the end of yet another humiliating football season yesterday in Detroit, my daughter Abby crafted this fantastic book, which she deftly titled, “All About The Detroit Lions.”

And yes, I do believe that the Lion logo on the cover is pooping a football.

All About The Detroit Lions

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Elsewhere in Missouri…

You can get a free AK-47 with the purchase of a new truck at this guy’s dealership, whose motto is, “God, Guns, Guts, and American Pick-up Trucks.”

Hurry, supplies are limited! Supported by Rush Limbaugh!

The Midwest Tour, 2009

The only thing separating my white Chrysler Town and Country from the one in front of me is the Arkansas license plate.

Oh, and the trash bags full of stuff duct taped to the roof of the car, including the tricycle on the top.

Also, the driver is shirtless.

Does anyone else hear banjos?



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